Thursdays blog on Wednesday?!

Just cause I'm lazy and I know I might not get around to it.
Went to Dremos to get up on stage for the first time. It was cool, and the room was packed. I'm not used to having an audience and so that was a switch for me. The show was cool and I got to see some reaction to new jokes and stuff I've rewritten. Makes me feel good about going to Westminster tomorrow. And I only had one beer which is dare I say a first. I love to name drop so please bare with me.... Jake, Chris B., Tyler(and that clothesline IS coming), Andy Kline, and Ryan(BeastMaster). With that said I've done some deducing; apparently God doesn't like it when comics bash other comics when they have to go onstage later that night. I've come to that conclusion cause everytime that I hear someone, they proceed to get up and eat it. This might not always be true, but it has been everytime that I have witnessed it. And not that they would be reading this, but if you do have jokes to make about others, please whisper. I always have to hear it and it's awkward. I must give a huge bitch vibe, cause I know they know I hear it most times, but they continue. Next time(since I'm a coward and would never hit anyone, well not anyone) and just gonna let the juiciest fart I can get away with fly. They'll get the picture. It was so easy to get back from Dremos tonight that I feel mildly retarded. I get lost everywhere and I can't understand it, I'm a safe driver(unless your asking Tim Miller) but panic like I've stumbled across a Klan meeting everytime I read Mapquest directions. What to do?
I probably will write more tomorrow but needed to get this off the old chest while comedy was ripe in my mind. My birthday is only two days away and I would love to smoke(it's been over two weeks now) so I hope I don't give in to my fantasies. And lastly, I decided that I would try the cigarettes that Dave Chappelle was smoking just to be cool. That was a mistake. What's good for the goose isn't always good for the gander. It honestly feels like my teeth were instantly rotting out of my mouth and I thought one might just break off on the drive home. I've never felt that before and shant again. Never should have strayed from the Newports. In case your wondering they were the kind was that Indian brand. Don't know the name but they look like they came straight from a reservation. You know.... With that said I'm gonna go brush, floss, and Scope a couple of times. Might even set an appointment with my dentist, cause it's that bad. Ciao Babies