My My My My, MYMYMY, sure look good tonight-Johnny Gill

It's been hot. I play with my dogs a lot. They don't always play back. Had dandruff for the first time since I was like 14. Bought shampoo. I think I pleasure(get it) too, too, too much. Put a baby gate up to block the dogs from the kitchen. Not that they ever went in there. Did some laundry. Got my state inspection for my car. On the hook up! It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. If you don't watch it, you don't deserve a T.V. Please send your set to 1313 Mokingbyrd Ln. Somalia. They need television. But don't pay for their cable... they have to learn to switch to DirectTV. Saw Underworld:Evolution. Took a shit. That movie sucked. Almost as bad as Must Love Dogs. I think I'll call the Jokes on Us comedy club and get the run around again. I haven't done that in a month or so. Herbie says my blog isn't that angry. Fuck the WORLD! I just proved him wrong. HAHA(I have to make my own humor, cause I'm that bored). Andy Haynes is a fucking saint. He knows why(A bunch of guys jumped me and were gonna rape me and out of the middle of nowhere, he shows up with a gun and murdered like 10 people.) Bless his heart. No one is going to read this. That tickles me. Got bumped down the list on MonoBlog. That told me I need to f'n blog more. Next thing I know I'll get $15 dollars back. Need to perform. Curt won't right back. Thought I did okay at the Laughing Lizard on Saturday... til' my girl told me how bad the reaction was when we got in the car. Bless her heart. Still banged her though. Superman Returns SUCKED. Should've cast the zombie Christopher Reeves. Now that's worth $10. I'm reading What Color is Your Parachute? I must say it's a damn good book. Thanks mom. Guess I'll go. I should be seeing some of you around. To those who haven't seen me, "I died". That makes for a little excitement when we meet again. So long as they stopped reading two sentences ago. Ciao.