Wiseacres or Ri Ra

It's really not a decision for me. Did anyone notice that when Curt had his interview with DC4N, no one really told him what they think of the way he runs his shows. Perhaps because he openly addresses how unfair it is or perhaps because we've complained for so long that to say it one more time would be pointless. Instead, there was d*ck riding. A lot of d*ck riding, nothing wrong with that, perhaps everyone thought that he'd see a good comment and actually let them perform the next time they took that chance and drove out to his show. I commented but only to say that the interview was (I don't remember my exact words) wrong. I love Curt, plus I haven't performed at one of his spots in over a year, so I'm definitely not scared of offending him... ahem. He is one of the villians of this area. There, it's official. Keep in mind that none of this is out of spite or trash talk, because if it weren't for how he runs his rooms there would be no thoughts of how to run a better room. The area might be missing a lot of open mics cause all the comics that started them never started open mics. It's possible, but the funniest part of the interview to me was I immediately thought of what it would be like to interview Lex Luthor. Then like in TRL, people keep calling in and saying really nice things about his ambition, spirit, drive and all around good looks.... ???!?!!! Villain! I have no idea what made me write this a month and a half after the fact, but "That $#!ts real". Moving on...

Look at that picture of Lex, tell me that Curt doesn't start every roll call just like that. Busting out of a jacket of chains.... you know he does.

(insert random fact) Praises be to the Wolf. Day 3, still warm.

Arlington Cinema N' Drafthouse- May 21st- Competition- 5 comics- I think I'm one of them- Awesome night- Just go- NOW, well not right now but then.... I hate promoting.

I may have found the world's only honest lawyer. Michael Pignone, aka "the Mutha-f*ckin' Man". Just in case some one searches him I'll leave out a few details but imagine your craziest buddy who just happens to have passed the Bar.

Today was be a bit of a shorty, I had another long meeting so WORK is actually calling me. But I'll get back with you guys tomorrow.

Laters

Bananas in Pajamas!!!! They're coming down the stairs...

Well, let's just get this out of the way and I promise that it will be all I really need to say: Grand Theft Auto IV is the best game I have ever played. Everything about it is better than I imagined and hoped for. If you want proof of what kind of sick I am, here is the Xbox Live Gamertag: Devo2021

Snoogins.....

What's been going on this week? I haven't really gotten to speak to you all since last Friday. By now, we all know that the Laughing Lizard is open but under new management we are to call it "O'Shaughnessy's". But at least it's back, driving anywhere else on Saturday's always felt different cause I always reminisced on the nights of barking in front of the Lizard. That's a hell of a way to start the week off.

Maybe I'm the last person out here who doesn't know why Tim Miller is all the sudden Damone Miller (could it be his real name??? Hmmm), but it does make me consider if I should be going by Deaven Richardson. It's not to late, I still ain't $#!t. But, it does keep people from high school from finding my Myspace page.... Tyler it stays. Tyler smells like Dolce & Gabbana, while Deaven smells like his dog Max. Classy vs. guy next door, death match scheduled for next week.

I stunk (bombed, I definitely took a shower on Monday) something terrible on Monday at the Spy Lounge. Just thought I'd put that out there..

Gettin' the thick end of the shaft(ouch) today at work so this will be a nefariously short blog. Sorry, sometimes it be's like dat.

Tyler, Nelson and Kevin had a competition: Who can eat three square meals a day and hold their bowel movement the longest. The start date will be May 1, 2008. The stakes: Mystery Prize. At Risk: Jeans, pajamas and even sheets. Stay tuned for updates....

Lots more tomorrow, promises

Laters