Tell me that ain't the look of an innocent man
Okay so welcome to Thursday. Feels something like a Friday, but with a little less umph! Like settling for the hot girl's friend who is almost as good looking and almost lets you go all the way. Ho Hum; But I digress(I just really wanted to work those words in, could you tell?) let's talk about things that make us smile shall we...
STREET FIGHTER 4-http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/142/14211549/vids_1.html
SEE THIS TRAILER FOR THE VIDEO GAME!!!!!!
Yesterday I gave some much needed time to an old friend. Some of you may remember An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, if you do, go ahead and take a second to dance in that memory. Mmmmm that's good. I saw it was on and had to take some time and unwind to it, which I hadn't done since I was 8. Good times.
And, I finally caught up with this week's the Boondocks... A Pimp Named Slickback. Need I say more!
Now that they're putting World War III in all of the headlines and news stories(referring to a nuclear Iran), doesn't seem like there is no way to avoid it. As a sensible adult, you know that war is going to happen now because the tension is in the air. I had hoped that I would be dead before the end of the world, so if I put all my apples in the wrong basket, here are the things I believe I need to do prior to death:
- Hug Jake Young (?)
-Call my mother and inform her that I did steal A LOT of her change to buy a PS2 years ago
-Lead a team of non-Hispanic mean to victory against a team of Hispanic men... in soccer
-Return my copy of Transformers. They already play that in Heaven, with sequels. Sequels
-Take $10.15 from Eminem(Marshall Mathers).... I paid for Encore, I don't know about you
-Learn to play the Harmonica from Eli, then kill him... there can be ONLY ONE!(lightning strikes)
-Cha Cha Slide
-Cha Cha again
-Stand in line with every black comic that I respect in this city, and have Schlegel hose us for a picture... that's just funny to me.
-Apologize to Malcolm X in the afterlife for that last comment
-Taste the Rainbow
-Tell my ex I still love her
-Shower at someone else's place
-Run a mile while pooing
-Smack a boy my little sister likes(last chance to be a protective big brother)
and lastly,
-Hook up with the Devil and challenge that bastard to Guitar Hero II, "Let's see you top 96% of Freebird on Expert!" And, you KNOW that Mutha is goin' down. As Mike Way is my witness. I had to throw him in there, he's one of the only people reading this dribble. Word to mutha Mike, I wouldn't have him any other Way.
Let me go work, and drink Cherry Coke(my crack addiction). I'll get back with ya'll tomorrow. Laters....
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