The content of what I speak is only important to me
Ignorant thoughts, Alice in Wonderland clocks, rooms filled with my missing right socks
Never taken seriously, but that’s why we do this thing… is it not?
Beefaroni and KFC, what a meal for Kings!
As they swirl and shake hands I have only one thought
“$#!T, I never should have eaten those wings!”
I missed EJ on Ellen DeGeneres, and damned if I don’t regret that
DVR takes 2 seconds to set up
“Where the f*ck was my head at?”
I think I’ve stumbled ass backwards into a relationship, a month ago I was sulking
It’s funny when your mind’s on someone suddenly everyone starts looking
Why is smiling so contagious even when you’re trying to draw attention?
As soon as you catch an attitude someone trips and… (grin)
I heard people on the news speaking about their blogs, WTF?!
When I’m grey and still working no blogs for me, just an @ssload of porn
Now that’s worth blogging about
Very little is as funny as a car crash, but you already know that
But nothing makes you straighten up quicker than a flat tire while you’re mid laugh
I feel like if I don’t mention poo Sean will feel cheated, and no one wants that
Here goes:
My Grandma was teaching me to drive with at least one plastic bag cause of a traffic jam
she got stuck one day and had to chuck one full of $#!T out the window of her sedan
I love thinking about a old @ss woman twirling a bag full-o-$#!T round her head
But even more so, my granny, Sean I hope like that poop tale
P.S.- “never ask a woman if she’s a tranny”
The new Star Wars game is okay but hardly the THE FORCE UNLEASHED
More like two straight men caught in a gay moment
Than people watching a woman in Tijuana f*ck a beast
(I needed that to rhyme, sorry. I know it was a cheap on)
I’ve been saying my prayers for October the 12th cause I could really use the fame
Last year’s Stand up for Diversity in NY was absolutely insane
______, got picked for call backs and the Fowlest, Keith and I didn’t?!
I didn’t get Season 1 of Heroes even though I clearly won it
This I’m taking Season 2 home, even if I have to take it
Tomorrow is Friday and Sunday I’m going to the Zoo
Gonna grab me some peanuts and watch panda bears screw
It’s not joke, “that’s just what I’m into”
;)
Ignorant thoughts, Alice in Wonderland clocks, rooms filled with my missing right socks
Never taken seriously, but that’s why we do this thing… is it not?
Beefaroni and KFC, what a meal for Kings!
As they swirl and shake hands I have only one thought
“$#!T, I never should have eaten those wings!”
I missed EJ on Ellen DeGeneres, and damned if I don’t regret that
DVR takes 2 seconds to set up
“Where the f*ck was my head at?”
I think I’ve stumbled ass backwards into a relationship, a month ago I was sulking
It’s funny when your mind’s on someone suddenly everyone starts looking
Why is smiling so contagious even when you’re trying to draw attention?
As soon as you catch an attitude someone trips and… (grin)
I heard people on the news speaking about their blogs, WTF?!
When I’m grey and still working no blogs for me, just an @ssload of porn
Now that’s worth blogging about
Very little is as funny as a car crash, but you already know that
But nothing makes you straighten up quicker than a flat tire while you’re mid laugh
I feel like if I don’t mention poo Sean will feel cheated, and no one wants that
Here goes:
My Grandma was teaching me to drive with at least one plastic bag cause of a traffic jam
she got stuck one day and had to chuck one full of $#!T out the window of her sedan
I love thinking about a old @ss woman twirling a bag full-o-$#!T round her head
But even more so, my granny, Sean I hope like that poop tale
P.S.- “never ask a woman if she’s a tranny”
The new Star Wars game is okay but hardly the THE FORCE UNLEASHED
More like two straight men caught in a gay moment
Than people watching a woman in Tijuana f*ck a beast
(I needed that to rhyme, sorry. I know it was a cheap on)
I’ve been saying my prayers for October the 12th cause I could really use the fame
Last year’s Stand up for Diversity in NY was absolutely insane
______, got picked for call backs and the Fowlest, Keith and I didn’t?!
I didn’t get Season 1 of Heroes even though I clearly won it
This I’m taking Season 2 home, even if I have to take it
Tomorrow is Friday and Sunday I’m going to the Zoo
Gonna grab me some peanuts and watch panda bears screw
It’s not joke, “that’s just what I’m into”
;)
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