Ironing naked is a mistake. All that steam and dangly parts don’t mix. Yet every few months I have to find out the hard way all over again. One day my laziness will kill me.Nelson has given the world the phrase “time rapist” and it really does sum up someone that f*cks the $#!T out of your time. I for one am bitter that I have to go to some bumpkin town (Winchester, VA) to go over disaster recovery strategies at noon. All because there was a surge and my headquarters was without power one day last summer. A year later my time is being forced to bend over and pick up a penny while a rapist waits… and salivates.
After spending the past couple of nights in snuggled bliss I’ve made a decision: There must be Listerine within reach of the bed. I’m missing out on perfectly good kisses because of morning breath and GINGIVITIS.
Yesterday a friend working on her Master’s Degree said “wit.” That is all.
I wear my sunglasses at night. So I can, so I can… damn it. One more song that found it’s way into my wallet and my iTunes collection.
Yesterday I got a great booking, followed by “travel and lodging are your responsibility”… okay, it was not such a great booking.
A new bet has been made, “Can Nelson $#!T an entire plum?” Only time will tell, pictures to follow… I kid.
August 20-22nd… Baltimore Comedy Factory… people are going to be doing stuff… jokes b*tch.
August 7th… Fat Tuesday's… Rock Bands and Tyler Richardson? Keep me company Sean Paul… I’m sorry I peed in the Mr. Coffee.
Tomorrow I have great news. Why mention it today? Because I grew up with X:Men the animated series. To Be Continued is all I know…
I watched Fanboys last night, not bad. I don’t know why but Dan Fogel (the guy from Balls of Fury and Dane Cook’s best friend in Good Luck Chuck) never ceases to make me laugh. I think it’s because he’s bug eyed. I’m easily amused.
Best purchase of the week: The Dedication 1 & 2 by DJ Drama and Lil Wayne. I’m pretty late buying those mix tapes but they put Tha Carter III to shame.
Quote of the week: “You really like butts don’t you?” (yeah) “I know, I looked at your browser history, you really do.” – My girlfriend
Met Ted Alexandro on Saturday, he was incredibly cool.
Seaton put me on to MF Doom, not bad for those into rap music. I would compare what I’ve heard thus far to Styles P but his more lyrical side. And yes, Styles P can be lyrical. You’ve got fans out there Holiday Styles, don’t believe what the haters say.
Today I was forced to put down my car so that no one wanted to drive with me… sigh.
Well, it’s about that time to make skid marks… maybe I should have said tracks… yeah, let’s go with tracks instead. But, I will have a lot more time to think of good non-sense tomorrow.
Peaces
2 comments:
Aug 7 I have to go out of town for a wedding. Depending on the time of the wedding, maybe I'll leave early on August 8. It's a 4 hour drive so it's not like a quick hop, skip, and a jump away. Boo butter.
MF Doom is great! I've been listening to "Born like this" and "Madvilliany" (his collab with MadLib) at work. I think Doom should make Atif's juice of the week.
PS - all the adverts on your site are working as I just bought Progressive insurance. Thanks a$$.
Enjoy the wedding, promise me when the Cha Cha Slide comes on you'll be the first person on the dance floor.
I must be the last person to have heard of him because everyone I ask already knows and owns a CD.
Way to go, but if you buy my personal insurance I will hop out of the passenger side of your car and mace whoever hit you. "Assault, I guarantee it."
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