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Thursday, September 28, 2006

"Stick to the Back Doors and Whore houses......."

HELLO. hello? WHO ARE YOU? i'm you. OH. YOU AREN'T GONNA FOLLOW ME IN THE BATHROOM ARE YOU? no i was gonna wait here. do you need a hand? NOPE. (time passes) STILL HERE HUH? yep. you could say there we're kinda attached. can't go too far without running into me. AH. HUNGRY? I HAVE SOME CANDY IN MY POCKET. nah, you don't really wash your hands too well when you got to the bathroom. that kinda grosses me out. ME TOO, BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. WHAT'S ON TELEVISION? nothing interesting, but we could always find reality t.v. I LOATHE REALITY TV. I know, except for FLAVOR OF LOVE!! are we a team now? NO I JUST KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT. your secrets are mine. as is the wang of justice. WANG OF JUSTICE. you since we were 10, i still have no regrets about naming him that. I SMELL SOAP. nah, you're just high. OH, OKAY THEN. SHOULD WE TELL THEM THAT THIS IS JUST A BORING CONVERSATION. they know that cause they can read. MAYBE SOMEONE WILL LAUGH. they don't have to laugh to be entertained. YEAH. but they will know how truly strange you are. I ONLY GIVE THEM ME IN DOSES. child size, cause you've been known to offend young and old. ONLY A TEASPOON. would tom myers do something like this. YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE. oh. was the answer yes? NO. you sure. WHAT? STOP, JUST GIVE A NICE PHRASE TO END ON AND BE DONE WITH IT. k tom... "don't ever stop for a frog that's in the street. this one time my uncle was at an atm taking out money and a frog hopped up next to him. the frog was down on his luck and asked for some change for a meal. my uncle took the frog out for mcdonald's and let him order while he used the restroom. the frog kept the change people. so don't stop for a frog cause they steal people, cause they steal." OOOOOOOKAY. STRANGER THAN I WAS EXPECTING.... CIAO BABIES.

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