Well it's Wednesday again, the whore of the week since it's so anxious to be noticed but in the end we still don't respect it. Am I right? I might be... but if they put The Office on Wed. nights... AH! A reason to love them at last, now if this strike would just end.
A Christmas Wish List(from a grown man):
-9 more hours of leave, it can be annual or sick
-A high score in Rock Band that is worthy of a picture while Nelson strikes a GANGSTA pose
-A hug from my mom (yeah it's soft, but that's my mommy)
-The price of 87 octane to slip below $2.39
-Snow
-1 person that I don't like to drop dead
-50 cent to come by my office on Dec. 27th and throw cash at me while I work
-Crouch Deodorant, so no matter when or where, you're confident
-A beard to appear on my face on Christmas morning
-A few comedy groupies
-A good comedy video that won't embarrass me to show some one
-An iPhone that will work with T-Mobile, they exist but I want this one to be free
-My dog to develop super powers that way he can save me one day
-A bad ass trench coat!
-Miller Lite
-To catch a Leprechaun, and wish for Miller Lite... or buy some with gold
-The ghost of Dr. Seuss to come back and write one more classic... maybe a sequel to "Oh the thinks you can think"
-And P***Y!
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